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| JACK & DIANE
(director/writer: Bradley Rust Gray;
cinematographer: Anne Misawa; editors: Bradley
Rust Gray/So Yong Kim;
music: Mum; cast: Juno Temple (Diane), Riley
Keough (Jack), Cara Seymour (Aunt
Linda); Runtime: 105; MPAA Rating: R; producers:
Jen Gatien/Karin Chien/So
Yong Kim/Bradley Rust Gray;
Magnolia Pictures; 2012) "It stinks worse than rotten fish." Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz It
stinks worse than rotten fish. Director-writer Bradley
Rust Gray ("The Exploding Girl"/"Salt")
is dead-set on keeping it oblique and incoherent, and
the fairy tale love story, about first love, is made
oft-putting by its inane dialogue, too many long
panting looks between the lovers and lack of
narrative, and that it turns on the dime from a tender
sensual love story between teenager opposite
lesbians to one where its innocent waiflike heroine
dreams of werewolves and is engulfed in slime and
bloody body organs (courtesy of stop-motion
sequences by the Quay brothers). Though never
explained what the dreams and sudden appearance of
these organs have to do with the story, we can guess
it's about the anxiety over her sexual arousal turning
them into animals or worse monsters. The indie flick
tries to be arty, as it becomes fit for a Z movie
trying to benefit from the popularity of the
commercially successful vampire Twilight saga and its
love tales. Vulnerable
wide-eyed Diane (Juno Temple) is a
British blonde teen, with a penchant for nosebleeds,
who is spending her summer holiday in NYC in the
apartment of her nagging Aunt Linda (Cara
Seymour). After losing her cell phone,
Diane wanders into a hipster clothing store for help
and is befriended by the Sapphic more worldly
tomboy-looking teenage clerk named Jack (Riley
Keough, the granddaughter of Elvis Presley),
and the two go clubbing, do some ass grabbing in the
latrine and grab a few steamy kisses on the street
after spending the night together. When Jack
learns that her doll is to leave in a week for a
fashion school in Paris, she goes emotional and
reveals her heart has been broken. The girls
must now come to grips with how their relationship has
changed and what does it mean for the future. It all
seems so pointless, so inarticulate and such a mess.
Even if it captures the exciting mood of the lovers
and the girls have a desirable sweetness that might
appeal to some viewers, nevertheless the film's aim,
as mentioned by the director, "to visualize what
love really feels like when you first experience
it," is not enough to make it watchable (at
least, for me). REVIEWED ON 12/8/2012 GRADE: C- Dennis Schwartz: "Ozus' World Movie Reviews" © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED DENNIS SCHWARTZ |