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| DARKTOWN STRUTTERS (director: William Witney; screenwriter: George Armitage; cinematographer: Joao Fernandes; editor: Morton Tubor; music: ; cast: Trina Parks (Syreena), Edna Richardson (Carmen), Bettye Sweet (Miranda), Shirley Washington (Theda), Roger E. Mosley (Mellow), Christopher Joy (Wired), Stan Shaw (Raunchy), DeWayne Jesse (V.D.), Norman Bartold (Commander Cross), Charles Knapp (Officer Tubbins), Edward Marshall (Officer Emmo), Dick Miller (Officer Hugo), Milt Kogan (Officer Babel), Gene Simms (Flash), Sam Laws (Philo Rasberry), Frankie Crocker (Stuff), Della Thomas (Lixie), Frances Nealy (Cinderella); Runtime: 85; MPAA Rating: NR; producer: Gene Corman; New World Pictures; 1975) |
| "Couldn't
get a laugh out of me."
Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz White B-film veteran director William Witney ("I
Escaped from Devil's Island"/"Young and
Wild"/"The Girls on
the Beach"), filmmaker for the Roy Rogers westerns, directs his last film. It's
a bawdy blaxploitation
film at the height of its
craze in the 1970s. The cult film portends to be a
spoof on black and
white stereotypes. It's genial in tone, witless in its
humor and
hyper-energetic, that is an offering of loud music, a
silly sci-fi plot
and dumb physical vaudeville comedy
that couldn't get a laugh out of me. The title refers
to the popular
‘20s
jazz
“Darktown Strutters’ Ball” (a one-night gathering of
black revelers in evening dress). It was retitled Get Down
and Boogie. It
was produced by Roger
Corman's brother, Gene. Syreena (Trina Parks)
is the leader of
an all-girl
black motorcycle gang, who love to sing and dance and
shake their
booties. The feisty girls, dressed in outrageous
garish biker outfits
that can kill, are always hassled by men. For
instance, the four of
them stop at a roadside rest-stop to pick up some
lemon meringue pie only to be hit upon by some white
Marines, who climb
all over their machines. The girls respond with pies
in the soldiers's
faces. When Syreena's abortion
clinic
owner mom, Cinderella (Frances
Nealy), gets kidnapped, along with other prominent
blacks in the
community, the four biker gang members try to find
Syreena's mom. They
receive no help from the bumbling racist cops, and are
hassled by Ku
Klux Klan bikers. Don't ask how, but Syreena ends up at
the mansion of
Commander Cross
(Norman Bartold), a barbeque
ribs magnate and lookalike for Colonel Sanders, garbed
in pink
tights, a hooded white cape and pig
ears. He's the
baddie who
schemes to
undermine
the political structure of the black community by
using the
genes of the blacks he kidnapped in a cloning machine to
create a new
population of blacks that will vote him into power in
the community. Syreena
escapes and is chased by
the KKK goons, who are Cross' rivals. She manages to
reach her male
biker homies, and they return to the mansion for a
rumble dressed like
Cross and armed with chains, explosives and pancakes. The slight film is all about
pies
in the face, Keystone Kops type of chases, sight gags,
smutty quips,
and bizarre antics that emulate the oddity movies like
Help (1965).
Darktown Strutters proves to be an equal opportunity
offender in crass
racial humor, as it depicts all white males as racist
and stupid while all black males as sexist and stupid. It's watchable as a train wreck you perhaps can't stop looking at to see its messy aftereffects and wonder how its comedy can be so tasteless and embarrassingly unfunny. This is the kind of bad film some like because it's so bad it's good. REVIEWED ON 6/22/2010 GRADE: C Dennis Schwartz: "Ozus' World Movie Reviews" © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED DENNIS SCHWARTZ |